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BREAKING NEWS: Trump Revives Tour de Trump, Slaps 200% Tariff on Campagnolo

At seventeen minutes past midnight Eastern Time, Donald J. Trump posted to Truth Social that the Tour de France was very overrated. Thirty-four minutes later, he announced he was bringing back the greatest bike race the world had ever seen. This is a record of what has happened. All times shown as EDT (UTC−4) / CEST (UTC+2). European times in 24-hour format. Updates added as events develop.