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BREAKING NEWS: Trump Revives Tour de Trump, Slaps 200% Tariff on Campagnolo

At seventeen minutes past midnight Eastern Time, Donald J. Trump posted to Truth Social that the Tour de France was very overrated. Thirty-four minutes later, he announced he was bringing back the greatest bike race the world had ever seen. This is a record of what has happened. All times shown as EDT (UTC−4) / CEST (UTC+2). European times in 24-hour format. Updates added as events develop.

The Accidental Framebuilder

Richard Sachs stands as an icon. He also breaks conventions as an iconoclast. He likes to say, “I didn’t want to be a framebuilder. I became one.” This phrase neatly captures the serendipity that shaped his career: a young man who intended to become a writer ended up becoming one of America’s most revered builders of the most finely wrought handmade bicycles in America.

The Last Supper: How a Farmer’s Son Fed the Cannibal His Final Meal

In 1975, Bernard Thévenet—a farmer’s son from a village literally named “The Handlebar”—ended Eddy Merckx’s reign as cycling’s most dominant champion. On the melting Alpine asphalt to Pra-Loup, Thévenet watched the seemingly invincible “Cannibal” collapse into mortality, trapped tire-deep in liquified tar. This is the story of how a patient dreamer fed cycling’s greatest predator his final meal, proving that even the most ravenous appetites must eventually be satisfied.