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Video Poetry (Hillary Clinton Edition)

» by flahute in: Music, Word Play on May 14th, 2008 at 12:11:46 UTC |

ANTI-FLAG - TURNCOAT

TURNCOAT! KILLER! LIAR! THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the law!

Go!

State’s lies dressed up as evening news,
We’re tired of lies we want the truth.
Broadcast by corpses courting you,
We’re tired of lies we want the truth.
Most people they will never know,
We’re tired of lies we want the truth.
With you or against you?
Then I am against you because you’re a…

TURNCOAT! KILLER! LIAR! THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the law!

TURNCOAT! KILLER! LIAR! THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the law!

In your corner,
Makes me wanna,
Douse myself in gasoline!
Civil servants fall in line for you,
Too brainwashed to see the truth!
You use anyone you can!

Whoa!
Whoa
Whoa

TURNCOAT! KILLER! LIAR! THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the law!

TURNCOAT! KILLER! LIAR! THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the …

KILLER!

LIAR!

A TURNCOAT! and a THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the law!

A TURNCOAT! and a THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the law!

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Motherfuckin’ sonuvabitch!

» by flahute in: Cycling, Music, Trooper Tales on April 13th, 2006 at 02:02:10 UTC |

And stupid motherfuckers, at that.

My Trooper got broken into last night … the “thieves” smashed the front passenger window, knocked my roof rack all out-of-whack, and tried to steal my stereo, breaking my dash in the process.

They didn’t succeed in getting the stereo, which was held in by two small Phillips-head screws. Seems like any thief worth anything would carry tools for such an event.

They also didn’t steal my way-too-expensive bike, my extra set of Campagnolo wheels, my tools, my CDs, or any of the vast number of other items that were just sitting there in the open, in my now-unlocked SUV, with the alarm turned off.

Fuckin’ idiots.

And I am one lucky bastard to get off with only a broken window and dash.

Cops were called; they didn’t even want to come out to the house to “investigate”, just wanted to give me a case number over the phone. I convinced them to at least make a cursory inspection, then called the insurance company once I got my case number.

Glass has been replaced. Broken glass has been vacuumed out. Bike is back in the house under lock and key … and the alarm is now turn on, and will remain on in perpetuity.

The only thing left is to get the dashboard fixed, which should happen in the next week or so, once I get the estimate done and approved by Liberty Mutual (or Liberty Seguros, for our Spanish-speaking cycling fans).

Still can’t believe how lucky I was, though.

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