Best line I heard on Saturday? “Oh great, I’m gonna get beat by a guy with fake boobs” … and get beat he did, along with a Rock Lobster, Batman (Jake Pantone), a Trojan Warrior (Alex Grant), Peewee Herman, what may have been a Chippendale’s dancer (Kevin Hulick … I dunno, bibshorts and a red bow-tie? Maybe he was also Peewee Herman, sans suit, but with tie), and a circa-1990 acid-washed-jeans-muscle-car douchebag (Jason Sager) and anyone else that cared to show up.

Video again provided by Sam Ray.

The winner of the elite race? The smallest boobed Hooters girl I’ve ever seen … with the funkiest tanlines.