You’re supposed to drink heavily during a recession, right? Isn’t that a huge chunk of the methodology of the Vice Fund (VICEX)? Even in times of economic turmoil, people still buy alcohol and tobacco, and gamble.

Although, the gaming stocks have taken a walloping over the past year, as has pretty much everything else, causing VICEX to lose 50% of its value in a year.

Still a nice concept.

NEW PORNOGRAPHERS – THE SLOW DESCENT INTO ALCOHOLISM

I say, my, my slow descent
Into alcoholism, it went
To my head, where I really need it
With abuse that remain untreated

I say my, my, my, my slow descent
Into alcoholism it went

Something like this song
Something like this song
Something like this song

Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central

I say my, ever loosening grip
On the commonest courtesies slipped
From my hands, where I really need her
When I need change for the parking meters

I say my, my, my, my slow descent
Into alcoholism it went

Something like this song
Something like this song
Something like this song

Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central

Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central

Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central

Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central
Salvation holdout central

Uh huh, uh huh
Uh huh, uh huh
Uh huh, uh huh
Uh huh, uh huh